They Only Debated These Laws for a Year

When it comes to truths we have to remember the bias that has been added in order for some one to arrive at a solution to a problem. Here are some of the more ridiculous conclusions that have been arrived at. Not all these laws are still on the books (thank god)
They Only Debated These Laws for a Year

I think we should all be aware of the more serious laws we should follow

1. It is illegal to walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head. It is alright though to have one in your pants.
2. All bathtubs must have feet.
3. You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street. (Virginia) You may park your elephant on any other street providing you are not from Minnesota and have a duck on your head.
4. Red cars may not drive down Lake Street. (Minneapolis)
5. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
6. It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your vehicle. It is not illegal however to drive the wrong way down a one way street if the lantern is not attached to the front of your vehicle.
7. Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold. Town records may be kept where liquor is drank by the barrel however.

1. It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset. (Devon)
2. Toads may not be licked. (Los Angeles) Toad licking had apparently become an epidemic in Los Angeles and they had to put their foot down. Tickling a toad is still permitted.
3. Roosters may not crow in the city limits. (Ontario) Yes indeed that would be too much to tolerate. Congratulations to the legislatures who debated this topic into the wee hours of the morning. Ironically it was a Rooster that crowed as the sun rose that ended the debate.
4. Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff. (Walnut) The sheriff however may dress as a female with just your usual permit.
5. It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar. (San Diego)
6. Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. (San Francisco) As beauty is in the eye of the beholder that would be a tough call.
7. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. (Florida) Friday to Wednesday farting was mandatory. Those who did not comply with this law due to modesty or any other trivial reason had their farting privileges removed for a year.