Copernicus

 19 February 1473 – 24 May 1543) was a Renaissance astronomer and the first person to formulate a comprehensive heliocentric cosmology which displaced the Earth from the center of the universe.^[2] 

Copernicus was also considered to be a heretic by the Catholic Church by those who listened only to God and professed to be inspired only by God. 

What if they both were correct? What if Earth was the center of the universe because it was the place where God resided and it was interpretative to mean that everything physical was orbiting the Earth. 

And so it goes...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolaus_Copernicus

THE STORY OF EVOLUTION

THE STORY OF EVOLUTIONby Tom » Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:41 pm

IN THE LAND OF THE MAD
BOOT LICKING MONKEYS,
A BLACK CROW HOOVERED OVER THE
DEAD CARCASS THAT WAS ONCE A KIND AND LOVING MAN,
WHO WAS ON OCCASION ACCUSED OF ALMOST EVERYTHING BY THE MAD BOOT LICKING MONKEYS, BECAUSE HE REFUSED TO DO THE ONE THING THE BOOT LICKING MONKEYS LOVED TO DO. HE REFUSED TO LICK THEIR BOOT AND WAS CONDEMNED TO LIFE TILL DEATH WITH NOTHING- NOONE WAS TO GIVE HIM HOPE, NOONE WAS TO GIVE
HIM HELP, NOONE WAS TO GIVE HIM ANY INFORMATION
ON ANY SUBJECT, FOR ANY REASON. HE WAS OF COURSE CONDEMNED WITHOUT TRIAL OR EVEN NOTICE. HE WAS CONDEMNED ON THE Q.T. A LANGUAGE KNOWN ONLY TO THE MAD BOOT LICKING MONKEYS.

THE BLACK CROW HOVERED FOR DAYS OVER THE MANS CARCASS
DARING NOT TO APPROACH NO SCAVENGER APPROACHED.
THIS CAUSED CONCERN AMONGST THE MAD BOOT LICKING MONKEYS
THEY DIDN’T WANT THE MAN TO DECAY AND INFECT THEIR PERFECT BOOT LICKING LAND. THERE WERE WHISPERS-OTHERS MAY, BECOME LIKE HIM AND REFUSE TO LICK OUR BOOTS. WHAT DO WE DO? IT WAS SUGGESTED TO CHANGE THE FACTS ON HIS LIFE TO SAY THAT HE WAS A PROLIFIC BOOT LICKER IN FACT THAT IS WHAT HE DIED FROM. HE LICKED TO MANY BOOTS HE FORGOT TO EAT AND STARVED TO DEATH.
THEY WOULD MAKE HIS DEATH ONE WITH A MORAL ATTACHED. WHILE BOOT LICKING IS THE HIGHEST FORM A BEING CAN ATTAIN IT IS ALSO PERMISSIBLE TO SNACK FROM TIME TO TIME. THEY ERECTED A STATUE IN THEIR MAIN SQUARE HONOURING THIS OUTSTANDING BOOT LICKER AND THEIR HE REMAINED STUFFED IN THE MAIN SQUARE FOR GENERATIONS AND FOR GENERATIONS THE SCHOOL CHILDREN WERE BROUGHT TO SEE HIM AND MARVEL AT SOME OF THE DEEDS NOW ATTRIBUTED TO HIM BY GENERATIONS OF HYSTERICAL BOOT LICKERS. ALL THE WHILE THE GENERATIONS OF THE BLACK CROW FLEW OVERHEAD WATCHING THIS ODDITY UNRAVEL. THAN ONE DAY A BRIGHTER VERSION OF THE MAD BOOT LICKING MONKEY CHILD NOTICED THAT THIS MAN WHO WAS NOW KNOWN TO HAVE BEEN THE MOST BRAVE, MOST INTELLIGENT, MOST INCREDIBLE BEING TO HAVE EVER TALKED TO WAS DIFFERENT SOMEHOW. NOONE AGREED BUT HE
PERSISTED AND ASKED THIS QUESTION WHICH EXPOSED THIS LIE
AND CHANGED THE COURSE OF HISTORY. IF THIS MAN WAS THE
GREATEST BOOT LICKER OF ALL TIME, WHY THEN IS THERE
ABSOLUTELY NO SHOE POLISH ON HIS TONGUE? THEY ALL
GAZED AT EACH OTHERS BLACKENED, BROWNED AND WHITENED SHOE
BOOT LICKING TONGUES, AND THEN LOOKED AT HIS STILL PINK, MOIST, PURE, WITHOUT A GRAM OF POLISH ON HIS TONGUE.
MUCH DEBATE OCCURRED. HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED? WHAT COULD OUR FORE, FATHERS HAVE BEEN SAYING WHEN THEY SAID THAT THIS MAN WAS THE GREATEST BOOT LICKER OF ALL TIME.
THE DEBATE INCLUDED EXPERTS THAT STATED THAT IF THE LICKING ISN’T CONTINUOUS THE MANS TONGUE WILL DISSOLVE THE POLISH
OVERTIME. HE LICKED ONLY NATURAL SKINS BECAUSE THEY HAD NO POLISH BACK THEN. THAT WAS DISPUTED BY A CAN OF POLISH THAT HAD BEEN PLACED IN THE MANS HAND THE DAY THEY STUFFED
HIM. THE CAN HAD A DATE ON IT WHICH COINCIDED WITH THE
DATE OF THE STUFFING. BESIDES AN INFORMED GROUP OF
RECOVERING BOOT LICKERS STATED THE POLISH NEVER COMES OFF AND ALL YOU GET IS A HEADACHE.

ONE DARING SOUL EVEN DECLARED I THINK BOOT LICKING HAS MADE ME STUPID. THE HIGHER UPS WHO HAD TO MAINTAIN ORDER SAID OH NO YOU ARE NOT STUPID. YOU ARE SO SMART YOU SHOULD BE KING. YOU WANT ME TO BE KING. WE DO.

TO THIS DAY NOT ONE CROW HAS EVER LANDED IN THE LAND OF THE
MAD BOOT LICKING MONKEYS. ONLY THEIR DROPPINGS. WHICH IS HOW
HISTORY WAS CHANGED.

One day many generations later another Scholar of sorts blurted out. Maybe our four fathers Vere vrong all along. Maybe ve vernt suppose to be boot lickers but butt lickers. The land stopped. Paused to ponder this revelation. It fit the facts. The MAN’s tongue is still pink. And that’s the continuing story of evolution. Many generations would again pass BEFORE ANOTHER MONUMENTAL DISCOVERY. HIS NOSE WAS NOT BROWN EITHER
Tom

ENEMIES, FORGIVENESS AND FORGET THE ANGER

ENEMIES, FORGIVENESS AND FORGET THE ANGER

Have you ever noticed that it is much easier to forgive an enemy after you get even with him?

On the other hand "For every minute you're angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strenght.
Success is determined by those who prove the impk back.
One's dignity may be assaulted,vandalized and cruelly mocked,but cannot be taken away unless it is surrendered.
I've learned that it's OK to be content with what you have,but never with what you are.
Inmagination is the highest kite you can fly.
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going
If you want rainbow,you have to put up with the rain.

Summary of Life.

Sorry I don't have the authors name but it is about truth so here goes. 

Summary of Life 
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts..
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground...
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Old age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.. 
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus. 
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is .. . ... ..having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money....
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . ... . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . .. Not piddling in your pants.

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;
BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day. 
Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*
Take the time to live!!!
Life is too short.
Dance naked. Woo-hoo!

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